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Infatubated

When you are so turned on by one pornstar or porno that youre stuck on jerkin it to her/it for more than a few sessions.
Damn, Gianna Michael's tits are so bodacious, I cant release the stress of the day without her video on. Im so infatubated with her/I keep infatubating over her.
by DrFuckYaselfPlease May 4, 2013
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Infatubate

verb The act of mentally masturbating to ones own image, followed by physical stimulation. This term is mainly applied to the overegoist.
-He infatubates on facebook then goes to the bathroom.

-When Conan O'Brien, gets home after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate, to his show?
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013
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infatuated

1: Adrienne is infatuated with Logan; therefore, she wants to do him.

2: Rocky is infatuated with Cody.
by mynameisyourmom May 2, 2005
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infactuate

It means to date or go out with; to have relations with.
He appears to be infactuated with Tawnya.
by LeaLea May 1, 2005
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Inaccurate Conception

The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary
God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing."
Mary-"What the hell."
God-"I'm gonna betch slap you, shit bag."
Mary-"Okay"
God-"...It was just some inaccurate conception... NOT!"
by Koniliza Rise February 7, 2007
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Injaculate

When you go kaboom! And then you injaculate. You suck all the sexual juices back into your phallic member?
"Did you see Jenny injaculate?"
"Yep, she grabbed a fucking fly when she did it?"
by Naes Ttekcup September 25, 2005
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Inmaculate Conception

When a really religious girl gets pregnant at a young age and is forced by her father to keep the child and marry the babby daddy.
"I forgot to pullout so now her father is forcing me into an inmaculate conception"- babby daddy
by Silent do(your mom) good August 29, 2016
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