Incestigate

1. Subtly trying to find out if a family member is dtf without destroying your relationship if they are not.

2. Portmanteau of Incest and Instigate. Putting two or more people who are related in naughty situations to see if they'll go for eachother.

1. John: Dude that girl Annie was all over your dick, why didn't you tap that?
Bobby: She's my cousin! There's no way shes into me, besides her mom would kill us!
John: I think it's time for an incestigation. Be a more flirty, maybe take a walk together.

Annie: Ugh... I flirted with my cousin Bobby to get him to buy us beer and now he's being all weird and gross.
Rita: You went too far girl, he thought you were serious!

Annie: You're right this has all the signs of an incestigating. I gotta reject him ASAP!

2. John: Man I'm so pissed at Bobby for ruining my chances I'm going to incestigate him and Annie just to fuck with him.

by NedryOS June 8, 2018

Incestigate

When a person checks out a blood relative and thinks, "man, I could totally bang them!"

The candidate incestigated his daughter and said he could date her if they were not related.

by MalevolentCreation July 26, 2018

Incestigate

When you have attempted to use the word “investigate” to a friend or family member, but did not spot what may be the worst typo of all time.

You could have preemptively corrected the “incestigate” typo if you had investigated.

by —-@-@— July 19, 2020

ingestigate

Investigating the kitchen while hungry and not know what you want or what is readily available for consumption.

"I'm house sitting for a friend over the weekend, better go ingestigate the kitchen."

by wordsmithkiller7 September 7, 2016

incestimated

When a company (such as Twitter) makes up their own estimates.

Twitter Incestimated in a filing on Monday that false or spam accounts represented fewer than 5% of its monetizable daily active users during the first quarter.

by Heat Chat Crew May 13, 2022

Incestigation

An incestigation is a sham investigation conducted by a government agency that has been thoroughly corrupted by the the company or entity it is looking into.

Massachusetts State Police Detective Micheal Proctor is conducting an incestigation and framing innocent people to protect his close family friends.

by FreeKarenRead January 21, 2024

incestigator

An incestigator is often the role of a social worker who after conducting many “investigations” and lacks fulfillment in life, but has not been trained to use common sense, instigates and incites violent fantasies into the minds of young children, employing psychological tactics to elicit fraudulent responses and reactions in families.

Heather, a social worker for the county, is an incestigator because she cannot conduct an accurate investigation without concluding that some form of incest must have occurred.

by glitch3dabbe February 26, 2024