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homeopathic intelligence

The sort of intelligence possessed by narcissists who spend half the time guffing about how mentally developed they are and spend the other half making the same stupid mistakes ... again and again and again. From the so-called Law of Infinitesimals followed in preparing homeopathic doses, which alleges that the more medicine there is in the medicine, the less medicine there is in the medicine, and vice versa.
Sarah told me how stupid all her classmates are, and then went off to shell out for another month of mildew under her cowboy landlord. She has plenty of intelligence, does ol' Sarah, but I'm afraid it's mostly homeopathic intelligence.
by Fearman April 10, 2008
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quasi-intelligencia-nervosa

some-one who thinks that they are super intellectual and who actually goes around telling people (that they are just that) when in fact they are basically just insecure, neurotic and self-obsessed.
Man I know your sister went to Uni and everything but why's she have to be so "quasi-intelligencia-nervosa" ?

Is that what I'm going to become if I go to Sydney Uni......a "quasi-intelligencia-nervosa" ?
by Paleo Boy December 26, 2009
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artificial intelligence

Natural blonde who dyed his/her hair in a dark(er) color.
That girl went to a hairdresser to get some artificial intelligence.
by Coenie November 14, 2004
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Artifacial intelligence

When a person of known stupidity posts deep and thoughtfull status's or quotes on their facebook status to give themselves the appearance of intelignece or depth.
Man did you see what Kristi put up on Facebook... She is dumb as a sack of hammers but likes to post deep things so she looks smarter. Just another case of artifacial intelligence....
by mojo1269 September 26, 2011
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insnelligence

1. capacity for learning things that are not always true, reasoning, understanding that the person telling the insnelligence is more important than anyone, and similar forms of mental retardation; aptitude for grasping any truth even if not related, etc.

2. manifestation of a belief of higher mental capacity than anyone around:

3. the faculty of understanding the meaning behind thug gang activity even if make believe.

4. knowledge of an event, circumstance, etc., received or imparted; news; information, often found to be completely made up and not accurate.
5. the gathering or distribution of information, especially secret information, that came to you in a vivid dream where you were knighted due to you self made greatness.

6. information about an enemy or a potential enemy (the the S.M.G’s, B.L.T’s, M.S. 13 or 14’s, Eastside, 6th Ward)
He writes with insnelligence and wit.
by The JOZZ October 16, 2012
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artificial intelligence

Describes a program that partly acts like a human. This term can be used to make your code seem smarter than it actually is (it's called marketing.) This concept is sometimes represented in pathetic stock images depicting creepy robots.
If artificial intelligence can't take over the world yet, it can still write poems. That's cool.
by a2br March 2, 2021
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emotional intelligence

Ability to identify emotions in self and others. Something Corinne on the bachelor apparently didn't have.
Taylor: She's so dumb, I had to define emotional intelligence to her.
by Berryjam February 8, 2017
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