Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )

I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.

by DavilMorn April 4, 2024

Don’t stick your spoon in

Don’t get involved in other peoples’ drama.

Person A: “Gary and Melissa have been fighting all day!”
Person B: “Don’t stick your spoon in it!”

by BigBobby2435 June 26, 2022

In soon time

1. Something that will happen in a short amount of time.
2. Not to be confused with, " In due time" which means an event that will occur in a certain amount of time. Whereas in, "In soon time", the event shall happen soonly.

Derek: "Julian, when will you throw far?"
Julian: " In soon time.."

by Balls McLongc0ck March 6, 2009

Spoons in the Dark

When a group of three or more people stand in a room each with their own spoon in hand. The lights are turned off and everyone throws their spoon at the peron they hate the most. The peron who gets hit the most is the loser!

Do you fancy a game of spoons in the dark

Depends if Suds playing?

by Tom Rippington December 4, 2010

spoons in the hood

When your driving in a car and throw a spoon at a African American in the "hood" and call them a nigger. If you miss you have to pick up the spokn

Hey wana play spoons in the hood

by Mr.McBlackman August 18, 2016

spoons in the barnyard

term of exasperation

"Spoons in the barnyard, I got a 20 on my computer quiz!"

by Lindsay Hamel June 10, 2008