Illogical Stone

A gemstone that can only be found at the heart of a collapsed star. It can break the laws of physics, bend space-time, create copies of matter, and basically anything else that’s ‘impossible’.

“Man, I hate Newton’s first law of motion...”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”

by Josh Ceeven March 5, 2019

illogic

Not logic. Process of arriving at an answer without logic. Similar to illogical.

Your illogic is cause of argument.

by real7777 September 21, 2017

Scat-illogical

Something that doesn't make sense to a jazz musician

Jazz Musician: "That joke about the massive poo doesn't make any sense"
Me: "Don't worry, that's just scat-illogical humour"

by BobHobnobBobbobbob July 14, 2021

Illogical Supply

Dope clothing brand!

Illogical Supply

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by Swagmaster3000WOOP! October 26, 2013

theo-illogical

A religious explanation making no sense.

The preacher's theo-illogical explanation of sexual relationships was laughable.

by Hymenite November 18, 2018

Illogical Marian Assumption

An Illogical Marian Assumption, is my joke, on the Marian Assumption, a Christian doctrine, where The Virgin Mary, ascended to Heaven. It's also, a joke, on the, illogical assumption, a term, in logic.

The Devil's, Illogical Marian Assumption, is that, he hates The Virgin Mary, so he wants her, to join him, in Hell! A joke!

by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025

illogical..logic

A tiktok user with over 25k followers.

“Hey! Who’s that one tiktoker you watch?”
“Do you mean illogical..logic”
“Yes!”

by honeymorganmoon September 6, 2021