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illegality logic loop 

A defect in ability to reason objectively and think abstractly, especially prevalent among politicians, bureaucrats, and other members of the establishment. Basically, it is the inability to compare 2 analogous things, when one of them is legal and the other is illegal. For example, comparing the harms of an illegal activity with a legal one, or taxes to extortion racket, or the government to the mafia.
The perfect example of the illegality logic loop: someone might claim,

“You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one.”

“Why not?” you would ask.

“Because one’s illegal.”

“Why is it illegal?”

“Because it’s harmful.”

Don’t we need to compare the harms to determine if an activity should be illegal? …(long pause)… “You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one!”
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Illegalisim

Adjective - the act of doing something illegal, racist/racially motivated, or wrong.
Random - “let’s kill all black people
Hayden - “that’s illegalisim.”
Illegalisim by Sanriooo November 25, 2025

illegalization 

An act committing violation of law that could result in incarceration.
My crew are career criminals and always have me around some illegalization.
illegalization by Joey Kool July 6, 2019

illigalisam 

Illigalisam is when you break a law
illigalisam by anonymous October 16, 2020
somebody that isn’t from the U.S. (usually used a derogatory term against hispanics but hispanics may it to other hispanics for humor purposes)
Paola: “mira vos look at those illegals over there”
Sandra: “Paula you’re an illegal too”
illegals by Plumpcatmeat May 2, 2021

Illegalize

When something is legal and is turn in the opposite.
Why do they legalize rolling paper and blunt but illegalize weed.
Illegalize by Theteedee June 15, 2021

Illegality

The illegality of that is off the charts
Illegality by Gastrodon423 January 3, 2022