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by itskaibitches May 9, 2021
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by KrystalHutch May 17, 2018
Get the Ilana mug.Noun. An adorable, quirky girl who everyone loves. An ilana can be Jewish because she is quite literally a chosen one. Ilanas can sing like the spice girls or Maria Callas. She has skin softer than a walrus. Although they sometimes miss your mouth, her kisses are to die for. Ilana may be prescribed as an alternative to psychotropic drugs due to her calming and loving qualities. She often loves boys who are nerdy and who really doesn't deserve her. Only one true ilana exists.
Verb. To think for hours about an ilana (N)
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Verb. To think for hours about an ilana (N)
Adj. Perfect.
1) I went to the temple's friday night live music event and fell in love with this ilana. You should find one.... oh wait she is one of a kind.
2) The only excuse any teacher would accept for why you do not have a paper in on time is if you ilana all night.
3) That ilana is so ilana.
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3) That ilana is so ilana.
by Pink Walrus January 11, 2011
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She usually has a lot of guys that want her, fall for sweet guys who are polite and respectful but has trouble finding the "one love".
She usually has a lot of guys that want her, fall for sweet guys who are polite and respectful but has trouble finding the "one love".
by Ileani November 30, 2011
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Not many people in America have this name so, congrats. If your name is Ilenia you’re probably cool and hopefully thicc. ( you say it like E leh nya) not eye leen e yuh or Elaine or L or Ellie. Just Ilenia, imagine the I like an E thanks
Not many people in America have this name so, congrats. If your name is Ilenia you’re probably cool and hopefully thicc. ( you say it like E leh nya) not eye leen e yuh or Elaine or L or Ellie. Just Ilenia, imagine the I like an E thanks
by Whomstist April 6, 2019
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Daniel Radcliffe: Man, I would catch a grenade for Ilina.
Kristen Stewart: I'd buy Australia so me and Ilina could live there alone.
Kristen Stewart: I'd buy Australia so me and Ilina could live there alone.
by stilleatingcarrots April 29, 2011
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