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Ironton

A place where the air smells of sewer and ass. Everyone knows each other and most people never leave because it's like a black hole, once you are sucked in you never ever ever leave unless you're one of the lucky ones who aren't pieces of complete shit that sling drugs around. It used to be a good place to settle down with a family, now it's got more drugs than people in it. If you live here then congrats, you live in a shitty little piece of paradise.
Shitty Ironton.

I live in drugtopia.
Oh! You mean Ironton?

Redneckville

Arrnton
by shit.tits December 15, 2010
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idonteatredmeatatarian

n. Someone who claims to be a vegetarian, but in reality consumes all types of meat except red meat.
Dave: Why is Becky over there deep-throating a polish? Isn't she a vegetarian?
Steve: No, dude. She's an idonteatredmeatatarian.
by SteveLeave98118 August 2, 2011
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Ironton Smoothie

When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.
Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!
by Bob-owski October 5, 2011
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iontas

Krishan: I need to tell you guys something ...
Ella: yes?
Krishan: I'm iontas
Ella: I knew it!!
by chlorinearianator123 September 1, 2017
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Idontfeelgoodinc

A girl who hates minions and is in love with noodle and who can’t spell good
I am proud to be a Idontfeelgoodinc fan
by minion lover asff!!! July 7, 2021
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idontp1ss

“hey have you heard of idontp1ss”
of course they are super cool and sexy”
by Netherixe July 1, 2021
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ifonic

A person who is incapable or useless at operating an iPhone.
Paul: Seriously, Sam your ifonic. you use your finger not your toes to swipe between screens.
by South African007 January 22, 2015
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