popular scottish drink that involves pouring large quantities of sugar and rust solution into your body, and if you leave it in the glass long enough begins to errod away the sides
by fairy nuff September 20, 2003
a type of drink which looks like radioactive piss. popular with jock mcThicks and other such foreigners. actually, it has this really cool website that sells plaid clothing. they also have amusing commercials involving old women and robberies.
by KTH April 03, 2004
An orange soft drink made in Scotland. Generally only worshipped by Scottish men and boys - the latter often like to mix it with spirits such as vodka. To the rest of the Earth's population, this drink is unconsumable for its vileness.
by Love, Kat October 15, 2007
A condition arising after drinking too much of the soft drink "Irn Bru". Has the unusual effect of rendering your stools into particularly pungent dark, dense iron-like ingots that cut through the bog water as though it wasnt there, often producing considerable splashback and chipping the porcelain.
"I went to drown the chocolate slugs but it turned out to be a turd so big it couldnt be dispensed without vocal assistance, a groaner"
by Martin Duxon August 08, 2003
by jointhecultttt August 27, 2018
Rule number one of Miss Tully’s maths class, NO IRN-BRU.
Anyone who drinks iron BRU in M7 is instantly shot.
Anyone who drinks iron BRU in M7 is instantly shot.
by Mr Hegarty June 18, 2021
An irn bru mixed with vodka. A non-alcoholic mixed drink is also known as a virgin cocktail hence why this irn bru is slutty.
by wee davie November 12, 2018