Iranian tobacco

A codename used to describe marijuana when around people you want to hide usage from (i.e. family, law enforcement).

Person 1: "Today is the worst, I can't wait to get out of work. I need to get high."

Person 2: "I have some Iranian tobacco left, I'll bring it over. We can both book a flight."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Are you alright? Your eyes are red."

Person 2: "Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just deep in Iran."

by Tenth Doctor November 30, 2018

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iranian powerdrill

first find a willing camel. they procede to put your whole arm up its anus for a minute

"whats that on your arm?"
"i just gave a camel a iranian powerdrill now i have a STD.
"that sucks"

by ccc12345 August 29, 2012

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True Iranian

A true Iranian is one who will always put their country and people first...above all else.

A true Iranian values and treasures their rich cultural heritage, and does all he/she can to preserve and celebrate it.

A true Iranian does not worship foreign 'saints' or venerate any of the enemies of Iran who have attempted to systematically destroy the country.

A true Iranian seeks freedom, justice and secularism for Iran.

- Hey, look at that guy Kaveh...he always defends Iran and Iranians against zealous thugs.

- Yeah. I know. He's amazing. He must really love his country, he's a true Iranian.

by Kaveh Ahangar August 06, 2010

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iranian fleshlight

The act of vigorously masturbating with the tubular remnants of a gyro loaf.

Wife: Husband, our gyro loaf is nearly gone, shall I prepare another.

Machmud: Yes wife, I will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.

Machmud: Hello my little Iranian Fleshlight...

*unh unh unh*

by strange_aeon November 26, 2013

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