Iranian tobacco

A codename used to describe marijuana when around people you want to hide usage from (i.e. family, law enforcement).

Person 1: "Today is the worst, I can't wait to get out of work. I need to get high."

Person 2: "I have some Iranian tobacco left, I'll bring it over. We can both book a flight."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Are you alright? Your eyes are red."

Person 2: "Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just deep in Iran."

by Tenth Doctor November 29, 2018

iranian powerdrill

first find a willing camel. they procede to put your whole arm up its anus for a minute

"whats that on your arm?"
"i just gave a camel a iranian powerdrill now i have a STD.
"that sucks"

by ccc12345 August 29, 2012

True Iranian

A true Iranian is one who will always put their country and people first...above all else.

A true Iranian values and treasures their rich cultural heritage, and does all he/she can to preserve and celebrate it.

A true Iranian does not worship foreign 'saints' or venerate any of the enemies of Iran who have attempted to systematically destroy the country.

A true Iranian seeks freedom, justice and secularism for Iran.

- Hey, look at that guy Kaveh...he always defends Iran and Iranians against zealous thugs.

- Yeah. I know. He's amazing. He must really love his country, he's a true Iranian.

by Kaveh Ahangar August 6, 2010

iranian fleshlight

The act of vigorously masturbating with the tubular remnants of a gyro loaf.

Wife: Husband, our gyro loaf is nearly gone, shall I prepare another.

Machmud: Yes wife, I will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.

Machmud: Hello my little Iranian Fleshlight...

*unh unh unh*

by strange_aeon November 25, 2013

Iranian Gentleman

A gentleman who is very considerate and is careful about what he is doing and his surroundings.

I like that customer. He is an Iranian gentleman.

by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008

Iranian goggels

to lay your balls over someone's eyes like t-bagging

I was gonna t-bag her but instead I gave her some Iranian goggels

by licecomb 5150 May 9, 2017

Iranian accident

Committing an act on purpose, but claiming it was a completely honest mistake

"Sir, we might have just bombed another hospital."

"don't worry it will be our little Iranian accident."

by Thoulur January 10, 2020