Iowa Dab

Putting a little bit of kief in a pipe and smoking it all in one hit, like a dab. Because hash is nonexistant over here.

Got any hash man? No but we can take some Iowa dabs.

by Iowa Dabber November 29, 2013

iowngiafuh

i dont give a fuck

blup blup blup, iowngiafuh.

by brannon December 3, 2003

iowa pile driver

An act where you take a shit in someone else’s asshole.

Man I gotta take a shit! Bend over bitch I’m gonna give you an Iowa pile driver.

by TwiztedSnowman June 23, 2019

Iowa Caucus

A physical representation of a modified painting based on the dogs playing poker. Except in this the dogs are replaced by Albino Gorillas and the cards and poker chips are replaced by feces. And the winner gets to be President.

"Hey Jim, that Iowa Caucus is tonight! I bet you five fucks that Jojo wins!"
"Ooooh, sorry Randy, I don't have any fucks to give."

by Hammer Balls January 3, 2012

Iowa Surprise

An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.

"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."

"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"

by Araneus Cavaticus January 4, 2012

Iowa Yelling

Talking in a slightly raised, monotone voice with attitude

Justin: Hey! Please don't do that to the popcorn, James.
*James to Izzy*
James: Justin keeps Iowa Yelling at me!

by zombiegirlfriend January 5, 2020

Iowa Smack shaft

When a male and female (male male works too) puts an ear of corn in the mans shaft and then proceeds to smack there partner until the cum launch’s it out of the shaft and lands in the other partners mouth.

Wow, Sally was being a real hag, So I gave her the Iowa Smack Shaft to shut her up.

by PortalDM March 7, 2019