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Idaho Skid Mark

When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the woman loses bowel control. The incident goes unnoticed and results in one or more large fecal matter stains on the bedsheet.
Joey: "I don't know what happened. I drilled her like an oil rig but when she got up, there were poo streaks on the sheets!"

Einstein: "The fabled Idaho Skid Mark..."
by mcfatchick October 22, 2010
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The Idaho Joe

When one takes their purple-headed love warrior and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes for their lover to lick off.

(See also The Loaded Idaho Joe)
Damn...If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I would have given her The Idaho Joe. Pass me the mashed potatoes.
by Schmidt-Dogg & Alejandra R. October 1, 2007
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Hailey Idaho

lets go to Hailey Idaho so we can smoke some dank bud with the fly cats.
by Conbomb December 16, 2010
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Idaho

Most commonly known for it's potatoes but anyone who has been to Idaho will know that there are way more cow ranches than potato farms.
Made famous by Napoleon Dynamite... embarrassed by Napoleon dynamite. (We can keep up with the fashion in most of our cities)
Misconceptions
-we are inbred
-there is no electricity
-we are located in the mid-west
-we have to hunt and gather our food

So before anyone thinks of making an Idaho comment try to stop being so fucking ignorant and educate yourself.
Iowa?

No, Idaho.
Is that in Nebraska?
...
by awalk1111 October 8, 2011
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The Loaded Idaho Joe

When one takes their cock and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes and then tops it with sour cream, bacon bits, chives and cheddar cheeze. The schlong is then licked clean by ones lover.
Before Nicole would perform the Loaded Idaho Joe with her man Sam, she told him to put more bacon bits on his man muscle.
by Schmidt-Dogg October 1, 2007
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Private Idaho

To live in a utopian world of your own imagination.

The term may have been coined when Idaho and the surrounding states came into U.S. possession. The area was thought as a major growth area, so lifelong dreams could be supported there.

It was used as a song title by the B-52's in 1985. There was also a movie in 1991, loosely based on Shakespeare's play, Henry VIII.
You're living in your own private Idaho.
by Sian Silverhair June 10, 2004
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Idahomies

Your friends from Idaho, or that live in Idaho.
We're going to drive 1200 miles to go camping with our Idahomies for vacation.
by emilystartsfires September 26, 2013
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