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icecream man

Icecream man: A drug dealer who deals in cocaine.
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by mr36 May 9, 2007
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icecream shits

when your butthole burns when your pooping and your hoping for the icecream to come out next.
"man I ate some hot wings last night and i had the icecream shits this morning.
by slapmanzoo March 5, 2010
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icecream's baby

A derrogatory term used to characterize a noticeable belly or gut that portrudes out just enough to label the person as fat. Generally, this fatness comes from eating too much of the following: sweets, lard, pure vegetable oil, paste, and other fattening food stuffs.
(Fat kid named Steve eats while walking past Mike)
Mike: Hey Steve, It looks like you're pregnant with Icecream's baby! Should I call Maury P to find out which flavor is the father?
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Icecream Sandwich

When a white person is having a threesome with two black people
Jerome: "Yo Jamaal, I got front you got back!"
Tara: "What is this some kind of icecream sandwich!?!"
by Nathanispro May 25, 2008
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Icecream Face

sl. for felatio. Originating from the similarities between the face a blowslut makes while she's sucking on your wang and the face she makes while eating an icecream cone.
You want to come over... well ok, only if you put on your best icecream face.
by The Greg July 15, 2004
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icecream man

mobile icecream salesman that hibernates during winter, though has some confused awakenings off-peak. a tacky chime breaks the eery silence that seems to preceed his visit. more adults than kids run to the van seeking a 99 and a gumball, or any kind of icecream with a chocolate flake, sprinkles, and red or green syrup.

a mysterious figure to adult and child alike, the icecream man is never seen in bodily entirity. filthy looking hands and you note not to eat the cone, but you do because it's dripping. almost certainly has big hairy arms and an aged, smudged tatoo of a swift on the back of his hand - are they all the same guy, like santa clause? do they belong to a not so secret or subtle guild? are they all striving to look like throwbacks from 1983 with their Chuckle Brothers/pub darts player from Swindon appearance, like Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite?

Who knows? by the time you've considerered all these things, your icecream will have melted and he'll have recklessly reversed and sped off in his yellow disney/supermario/pokemon adorned van with 'MIND THAT CHILD' on the back.
are tatoos of swifts obligatory for an icecream man?
by davetwocombs May 14, 2007
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icecream head

When you eat or drink something cold too fast and you get a sudden pain in your brain. Also referred to as "brain freeze".
This icecream is soo delicious...nom nom nom...Ahh ICECREAM HEAD!
by your wenchliness November 13, 2013
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