hysterecto-riffic

Adj. - inspiring a strong desire never to have children. Generally used to describe an unpleasant child's behavior.

The worst family on the plane is sitting in front of us. The child is hysterecto-riffic.

by sarasch August 26, 2013

hysteriactomy

An operation that a woman has "down there" to remove the "what if I get pregnant?" hysteria that she normally feels whenever she has unprotected sex.

Hot chick: I love "doing it" with all of the "well-hung" guys I know, so I had a hysteriactomy to avoid any unexpected pitter-patter of little feet.

by QuacksO December 17, 2016

Hysterectophilia

The act of having intercourse with someone's hysterectomy incision.

Now that she got a hysterectomy i can have

HYSTERECTOPHILIA with her.

by Purgatoryreject February 2, 2023

hissterectomy

A surgical operation on a female snake when she doesn't want any more babies.

Apparently snake venom is an effective means to neutralize sperm, so I wonder if a female could use it as a "hissterectomy"?

by QuacksO May 8, 2023

shysterectomy

The firing or disqualification of an unethical lawyer by a client or a court of law.

“My cousin found out the lawyer he hired for his car accident already had a handshake deal with the other driver’s insurer to settle his claim for $50k, and then suggested that they do a contingent fee that would pay him 40%. We got him an emergency shysterectomy, and the new guy charged him only $500 to document the settlement.”

by FitofPeak2 November 25, 2024

hysternecktomy

Decapitation

Marie Antoinette's last action was receiving an involuntary hysternecktomy

by DaEif March 12, 2025