hypocrite 

someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing

A: "i hate people that complain about other people, they're SO annoying!"
B: "shut up, hypocrite!"

hypocrite by factoryofinsults November 28, 2003

hypocrite 

A person who reprimands others for doing or not doing something, then turns around and does the same thing

Professor Coan tells us to stay in shape, but she's fat as hell. What a hypocrite!

hypocrite by TheFrost February 25, 2007

Hypocrite 

Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult and belittle people for doing the same things they do.

Taylor: Trey your a piece of shit for being a cheater. I hate cheaters they are the devil!

Trey: I’m not saying cheating is right because it’s most definitely not. But sometimes people get treated badly, which causes them to do something they regret.

Taylor: gets caught cheating on husband months later!

Taylor would be the perfect example of a hypocrite for belittling Trey for cheating but goes and does it herself.

Hypocrite by Bell Pepper Slayer June 5, 2021

Grammar Hypocrite 

Noun-

A person who makes grammatical mistakes while correcting grammar errors in another individual's post.

Original Poster: I went to there house.
Grammar Hypocrite: Moron! It's 'their house', not 'there house'. Your righting is atrocious! Learn the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're.'

Grammar Hypocrite by jendriel July 10, 2009

Hypocritical 

To do one action/ say something/ practise a way of life then be offended/insulted/ protest when others do the same (to you).

When Courtney takes joy in pouring water on the object of her affection/ boredom's top to make her unwittingly enter into a wet T shirt contest but protests when that same person does/ attempts to do the same to her. That makes her hypocritical.

Hypocritical by Ce Soir, Cet Orange, Ce Lieu August 12, 2008

hypocrites 

A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.

"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"

hypocrites by Satan June 26, 2004

The Facebook Hypocrite 

The Facebook Hypocrite is that one person that we all have on Facebook who preaches about annoying things people do in their statuses, but proceeds to do the same annoying things on a daily basis. This can range from writing long statuses about simple life problems and then complaining about people writing long statuses about simple life problems, to telling people to get off Facebook and "get a life" while sitting on Facebook and analyzing what everyone on Facebook is doing.

Girl's Facebook Status: "people who post things "2 minutes ago" "4 minutes ago" "8minutes ago" ALL DAY LONG! Get out and do something."

Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*

The Facebook Hypocrite by Lucifer's Lasagna November 25, 2013