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hypoclit

A person who indulges in hypocrisy and is also a complete cunt.
Pence and Ryan tweeted that calls to ban Muslims from entering the US were unconstitutional, but stood silent in the face of Trump's executive order? What a couple of fucking hypoclits.
by EddieBakerVA January 28, 2017
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Hypoclit

A woman whose clitoris is longer than her partner's penis.
I hooked up with this girl last night. Turns out she was a hypoclit
by Farfetch'd_ February 3, 2014
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hypocriculous

Adjective describing situations when people are beyond any vestige of funniness or rationality with their hypocrisy and need a one word bitch-slapping to be set straight.
John told me disdain of Jews was intolerant and bigoted and then went back to passing out pamphlets proclaiming the death of Christianity and the rise of an era of Atheism. I called him hypocriculous and dashed his pamphlets to the floor.
by thinggamagum June 24, 2009
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hypoclit

A hypoclit is a who girl gives off all of the signals of sexual readiness and perhaps even talks openly about it, but rejects you at crunch time.
She told me she wanted to have sex, she even bought the condom and gave it to me, but when I made a move, she completely rejected me...what a hypoclit!

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What a hypoclittical thing to do!
by Jilbo Bagginz January 13, 2010
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hypocricket

The silence of people who voice phony selective outrage when a member of an opposing political party perform an action, but go silent when a member of their own party does the same thing.
Internet post: Where are the people calling for Hillary to be locked up for using her own email server now that Trump is doing the same thing?

No response: hypocrickets
by sjr1170 February 14, 2017
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Hypolink

The use of a hyperlink in an article you have written that doesn't actually go anywhere, in an attempt to make the article look well researched.
Superman has appeared in crossovers with lots of other characters, such as Superman VS Freddie VS Jason, seen in this Hypolink - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_vs._Freddy_vs._Jason
by Ham_Sandwich123 October 17, 2010
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HypoBrick Syndrome

The A strong sickness of being the coolest fucking dude in the megaverse. People with HypoBrick syndrome are hand picked by jesus himself and are the coolest people. Anyone's name starting with every letter and character except H are undiagnosable with this syndrome.
"Did you hear about HypoBrick syndrome? No I'm too fucking stupid to hear about it I wish I was as cool as HypoBrick, the man himself a god among man."
by omgitslogay May 30, 2017
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