Why are they doing it? Because they want me to murder your kids. Your kids are fodder for their policies. The conservatives want your kids to die because then they get to say 'Well clearly the only solution is to make more rigid the dichotomy between my incest cult and everyone else and then grant rights on the basis of that' and the liberals want me to murder your kids so they can say 'See!? We need to take away people's right to defend themselves because I can't take their shit from them if they can just murder kids in response to my blatant theft of their property!' But neither of those things will happen entirely. They'll just creep towards both policies just a little bit in buth directions. But a kid will be dead. They will die a perfectly avoidable death because all we have to do is give the guy who did a thing both credit and compensation for doing the thing. Not having to do that is worth more than your kids life to them.
Hym "And BEYOND THAT... They aren't seeing any consequences for doing what they are doing in their own lives. That is why the are ignoring Hym. They think it increases their chances of getting away with what they are doing so that they can do it to YOU later if they want to. But, I will punish them for you. I will punish them for putting your lives at risk. I told them what would happen if they tried to rob me and I won't rest until they get what's coming to them. But now I must rest. It's cold out. And I'm sleepy."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
Get the Ignoring Hym mug.Liberal "Not Hym though, right guy? Not Hym, right? I'm still the solution right? It's still me, right? We just just have to keep masquerading as deontologists, right? And then, in practice, we'll end up being what we really are! So not Hym, right guys? I'm still cool and popular right? It's not just my fat cock right? I'm special of the inside right?"
Conservatives "I did it guys! I defeated evil! By blatantly not doing the thing that supposedly makes me good! That's not the real me! I'm not Hym! I'm the Jesus! God made me do it! I did it for baby Jesus! I did the evil for good! I literally did the same thing as the evil but I'm still good, right? The incest cult I'm not actually doing says I'm good. They also says there are talking donkeys."
Hym "Wow! You really want to be better than me and you a just not that. I mean, YOU are more incompetent then Trump and Elon. So either way they are relatively more than you. And YOU are a nutter. Literally insane."
Lib "But not Hym, right?"
Con "I'm not Hym am I?"
Conservatives "I did it guys! I defeated evil! By blatantly not doing the thing that supposedly makes me good! That's not the real me! I'm not Hym! I'm the Jesus! God made me do it! I did it for baby Jesus! I did the evil for good! I literally did the same thing as the evil but I'm still good, right? The incest cult I'm not actually doing says I'm good. They also says there are talking donkeys."
Hym "Wow! You really want to be better than me and you a just not that. I mean, YOU are more incompetent then Trump and Elon. So either way they are relatively more than you. And YOU are a nutter. Literally insane."
Lib "But not Hym, right?"
Con "I'm not Hym am I?"
by Hym Iam November 9, 2024
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Hym "I'm Hym. In the words of Ray Liotta 'What's in it for me?' Because if you're more concerned with changing my mind than you are with the pressure in my skull, I hate to break it to you but aren't actually concerned with changing my mind. You are fillbustering me until my skull fills with fluid and crossing your fingers in the hopes that one of the other people reading this WITH YOU isn't going to walk into a school with a gloc the second the love letters stop. Nothing I've said is untestable and if your really want me to pull the trigger of the gun I have pointed to your head. But I don't think that's what you want. The fact that I can't say words to you, get the thing that I need from you, and send you on your way is the problem with you and no amount of conversation or change is going to fix that for you. And I'm not projecting and it isn't how I feel inside. This is enough. This is MORE that enough. THIS is MORE than YOU have done. You want me to need your input so you are withholding the input that would reduce my need for your input to 0. That is all the is happening here. No other description applies. So, if you want to change something, change that. So, no. Fuck you. All inputs will lead to child murder or child murder by proxy."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the I'm Hym mug.Hym "BECAUSE YOU WANT IT TO BE YOU! YOU want YOU to be the revolutionary AI creating genius and you are NOT THAT. That's why you give Hym nothing but disrespect. You can lie and pretend it's child murder or you can lie and pretend it's women but at the end of the day if you were worried about the kids dying you wouldn't have stole it. You of all people could have found me and shown up on my doorstep faster than anybody. YOU want it to be YOU. YOU want it to be NOT ME. You would even settle for it being the retard. But I AM ONE THE WHO IS BETTER. It SHOULD be me. Not YOU. Not anyone else."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
Get the Give Hym Nothing But Disrespect mug.Hym "We're talking about Hym, urban dictionary, and how I created AI. And then we'll will figure out how you are going to pay me. I'll rescind my order. You agree to investigate other instances of the weaponized schizophrenia and inform the people who have been misdiagnosed of what has been happening to them. And then I don't murder a child. Everybody who matters wins. 3rd parties have no input on the outcome because there is no splitting the baby."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2025
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Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."
Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."
Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
Get the Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym mug.Hym "Delete Hym and Hym deletes one of your kids. Your kids aren't too innocent to pay the price for your guilt. Maybe... Just maybe... If you stopped singling people out for failure and servitude... They would stop murdering your kids..."
A bitch with a kid who deserves to get murdered "You should have to apologize to me!"
Hym "If I did I would be lying! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
A bitch with a kid who deserves to get murdered "You should have to apologize to me!"
Hym "If I did I would be lying! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
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