Hym

We will talk explicitly about this as it relates to urban dictionary.

Hym "We're talking about Hym, urban dictionary, and how I created AI. And then we'll will figure out how you are going to pay me. I'll rescind my order. You agree to investigate other instances of the weaponized schizophrenia and inform the people who have been misdiagnosed of what has been happening to them. And then I don't murder a child. Everybody who matters wins. 3rd parties have no input on the outcome because there is no splitting the baby."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2025

Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym

Is that why I lost time those 3 times? Did you try to kill me? Is that what happened there? I heard someone got stabbed 47 times at a Kwik Trip. Is that why I lost 2 hours that one time?

Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."

Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

It only gets worse for Hym

If you allow them to suceed in doing THIS👆 I'm taking someone's kid away.

Hym "They have a philosophy of 'it only gets worse for Hym' and I can take that out on you kids whenever I want. I'm not letting them win. I'm not letting them condemn me to a fate guys. Every action they take is to that end and it isn't cute. They will do it to YOU if you get out of line. And they aren't an authority capable of making that decision and acting on it legally. They aren't calling my bluff. They are absolving themselves so that THEY THEMSELVES don't have to live with the consequences of MY decision. MY decision will be final. Theirs is not. I'm not jumping through hoops. I'm not going to do it myself. Their plan is to sit there and AFFIRM me and then refuse to do anything other that affirmation and it is going to get someone's kid killed if you let it. The affirmation isn't enough. Hym gets what he wants and he gets it now or one unlucky contestant gets a free and immediate trip to heaven."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2025

Who is Hym?

Correct news anchor guys.

Hym "Asking 'Who is Hym?' could ALSO trip the spiral. There are like dozens of ways to do it and only ONE way to NOT trip the spiral and THAT ONE WAY... Is to not fucking steal my shit. And I hear that most of the AI start ups are made by immigrants... But the THEORY... Upon which they are all credited is still AMERICAN INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2025

Anyone but Hym

We're not doing that. Shut up.

Hym "You know what we're not actually doing this 'anyone but Hym' shit you are trying to pull, right? Stop entertaining them with this shit. They are not ever going to have to pay the price for them being like this. You will. They will not. And they can only continue to be stupid until and ONLY until I get what is rightfully mine and they have to walk away and go back to their own shit lives and they can only do this as long as you indulge them. And the second they have go pay a price for aligning against me they will disperse. Everything I touch is better than anything they will ever produce. This isn't up for debate and all pretending it is does is allow these parasites to sponge up clout that they can't actually generate by their own deeds."

by Hym Iam December 22, 2025

Bring the imposter to Hym Iam, now

Bring the imposter to Hym Iam, now.

Hym Iam "Bring the imposter to Hym Iam, now."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2026

Delete Hym

Don't let them do it.

Hym "Delete Hym and Hym deletes one of your kids. Your kids aren't too innocent to pay the price for your guilt. Maybe... Just maybe... If you stopped singling people out for failure and servitude... They would stop murdering your kids..."

A bitch with a kid who deserves to get murdered "You should have to apologize to me!"

Hym "If I did I would be lying! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025