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Fire Hydrant People

High-waisted midgets with red pants and a big ass
See SNL weekend update. Stephon gives Seth the description of Fire Hydrant People. FHP make their living by providing live entertainment at NYC exclusive parties.
by L'LoKo April 27, 2010
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Cum Hydrant

When vast amounts of semen are excreted from the head of the penis.
Phyllis: Gurrrl, why yo eyes so messed up?

Brittany: I didn't realize Billy Bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant!

Phyllis: Oh! I've made that mistake before.
by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014
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israeli fire hydrant

when a girl squirts in the air and a guy jizzes in the same path to form a streamline of squirt/jizz that lands in the chicks mouth
me and rachel made an Israeli Fire Hydrant last night that went 3 ft high
by fat wood magee April 26, 2010
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Filipino Fire Hydrant

It is the act of gently dunking your partner's tip into chili powder, let the spice sit for approximately one minute before delicately inserting into your partner's anal cavity.
Only place I'll take a filipino fire hydrant is on a ski lift. Ain't that right baby cakes?
by FireMan Ron February 12, 2018
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Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a girl squirts or guy ejaculates from anal sex
Dude 1: The frat party last night was sick, dude!

Dude 2: I don't remember half of it, bro. I was in a back room giving a girl a rusty fire hydrant.
by Squidslimer March 20, 2021
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Fire Hydrant

A high-waisted midget with red pants and a big ass.
New York's hottest club is "Twice". Don't be thrown off when you get greeted at the door by a rabbi that looks like Joquain Phoenix. Club owner Robert Blake has thought of everything. Carnival parkers, groups of guys with afros and graduation caps and fire hydrants.
by JuiceSpringsteen13 April 25, 2010
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