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hutch it

To take a story or joke to the extreme and throw it completely over the edge of any moral standards or proper behavior.

To totally take a joke to a place that is SO WRONG that the room just stares in silence shell-shocked.
"Once I broke my buddy's hand because we thought we could open a beer bottle in the woods by smacking it with a 2x4. Of course that didn't work, and his hand needed lots of stitches."

Followed by (here's the to "hutch it"):

"No, that's not what happened. You all were in the woods and needed the beer bottle opened but instead of doing that, he got down and gave you a blowjob." <cue the odd and awkward silence>
by OTT August 9, 2006
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hutch

a combination of ho, slut, and bitch.
Shut up, you stupi, dirty ass hutch.
by james September 2, 2003
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HUTCH

Hutch is a man who is and extremely amazing person, and is strongly academic. Hutch has the looks and the books. ( as in academics and looks if you did not know). Hutch gets most girls but will (hopefully) stay content with his high school sweetheart. If you are on Pokemon go and happen to find a hutch you gotta catch him ( you do not often see a man like hutch). Hutch is quite a gentleman and he is not to sporty. In occasion for pics he will push is biceps up to make them look better. AKA the famous hutch position. Hutches are mostly attracted to Samantha. But hutches favorite person is always his girlfriends sister. Hutches are usually an only child with two parents. Hutches can usually be spotted near pools beaches or at northwestern. If you happen to be hutches girlfriend you are a very lucky woman ( usually very pretty with brown hair and brown eyes). hutch will also save your life if you drown.
EXAMPLES

man #1 man that guy looks so cool he must be a hutch

girl #1 I wish I were his gf

man #1 naw he will stay with his high school chick
by KRISTINA22 September 25, 2018
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HUTCH

One half of the famous crime-fighting team from the 70's TV world.
by Adam Black November 5, 2003
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hutchings

to creep around like an alligator and then bite people on the toes for no reason whatsover, other than it turns them on. apart from the nails which she digests and then goes for the kill.
"shit get away from that hutchings!"
"watch out, shes gunna hutch you!"
by Alex Shayler October 22, 2008
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Hutched

When a venue/bar is packed with people that you can barely move.
We went to the club last night and it was hutched.
by cyscott May 27, 2010
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Hutching

Shit, James stop hutching around.
by Connor Dutton August 20, 2005
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