Hurdler

A mutant form of a track runner. These strange people derive pleasure from running a race with shit in the way. No one is quite sure why they would want to jump over things and run. When asked why, they reply, "Its a hurdle thing."

Why try to understand the Hurdler

by Jason Brody December 6, 2003

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hurples

a contagious disease caused by sexual intercourse it's known to get itchy, rashy yet sore and it may swell up, see doctor as soon you notice these changes to your body. KEEP IT CLEAN! infection can kill with in 24 hours

don't have sex, you'll get hurples and die.

by chyaaana July 15, 2011

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hurdle

the only sport in which you fly. long distance runners see no point in this, and don't understand what "perfect form" is. you haven't lived until you've hurdled

girl: i could hurdle forever
boy: isn't hurdles jumping? you should try jump rope.
girl: it's not just jumping, it's the take off then you fly.

by hurdle girl September 2, 2006

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homeless hurdle

The act of jumping over a homeless gentleman while he lies on a grate and or sidewalk.

Last friday evening was a busy one, i recorded three homeless hurdles walking down chestnut st.

by APerry January 28, 2009

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hurdlism

the belief in the way of the hurdle. followers are know as hurdlites. the hurdle god is often worshiped for luck in hurdle races. founded by mike and mike.

Yea, i follow the way of the hurdle, i believe in hurdlism.

by mike May 5, 2004

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