Huntster

A person of ambiguous sexual identity that resembles a cross between Art Garfunkel and Karen Carpenter in appearance. Has a large bald spot and an orange glow. Functions in an alternate reality. Has grandiose delusions of super hero status, but in actuality is incapable of being a sidekick. Sexually attracted to large, hairy Hispanic men. Prefers to be serviced as it is unproven if endowed with enough of a male organ to function properly. Rarely baths, dresses in hobo chic, subsists on discarded vegetation. If seen in public is often ignored as no one likes to be associated too closely. AKA Tammy Trufflebutter

Huntster is often referred to as a Super Zero due to his Taintless existence.

by Rqwt September 24, 2016

Hungsterthing

When someone tries to dodge every social event by delaying their decision until they run out of time and then they start whining and saying that they wanted to go, but due to some made-up circumstances weren't able to.

Anyone: How about going to the ZOO?
Hung: Yeah, great idea, let's go next month!
*a month later*
A: Ok, lets go
H: Oh no, I soooo wanted to go, but unfortunately... the dolphins got killed yesterday.
A: Ah, yea, that's such a hungsterthing from you.

by LongJohnJohnson! January 6, 2020

Huckster

Huckster:

(noun)

1. An uber-crafty investment contraption that, ironically, slips through the regulatory grips of SEC's Gensler while still functioning as an irresistible magnet for an array of random lawsuits and government meddling.

2. The financial equivalent of a cat with nine lives, able to dodge, weave, and sometimes even thrive amidst the whims and chaos of Gensler's 'hands-off' guidance.

Usage: "Invested in a huckster, eh? Better buckle up, 'cause it's gonna be a wild ride between dodging lawsuits and figuring out what the heck Gensler's next move is!"

by BANKRUN June 8, 2023

hulksterbaiting

Hulksterbaiting is when you take rubber hulks fists and start going to town on your meat.

I went to target to buy hulk fists, so I could do some hulksterbaiting

by Atticool December 31, 2024

Honkster

Noun:

Usually associated with the nature of masculinity, a honkster is a man with a large penis, or honky.

The girls at the bar were gazing across the table at the bartender in tight pants. "Look at this honkster," they exclaimed. "How much of a tip you think would get a peek?". The girls blushed and giggled to themselves, alcohol racing through their bloodstream.

by AllAmericanPsyOp April 8, 2025

Mark Hucksterman

An advertising monopolist who exploits people's personal information to sell targeted advertising on the internet.

I posted that my uncle is recovering in the hospital with stomach problems, and Mark Hucksterman started pushing adult diaper ads on my timeline.

by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021