humpy town

A derogatory name for Tappahanock, Virginia. Tappahannock is known for its wannabe street-thug but still too small town populace. There's a lot of inbreeding going on.

The skanks were out in force at Humpy Town Walmart.

by Dirk Dingle October 7, 2006

Humpty dumpty

A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball

Look at Humpty dumpty

by Enter August 22, 2017

Rofl Humpy Time

When Roflcopter is getting it on. Especially on a large humpy bridge.

It was definately Rofl humpy time last night, she was humping that dude like he was a centaur covered in stickies

by BanterPeach November 12, 2010

humpty dumpty hands

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010

Humpfilia

A disease that makes people hump other people with no apparent reason.

Symptoms:
1. A desire to hump anyone you know or you don't know.
2. Uncontrollably pelvis movements.
3. Hornyness.

There's no cure or treatment for this disease. Live with it.

- OMG! A person with humpfilia is humping me! What should I do?
- Just stay there dude. Flow with it.

*hump* *hump *hump*

by Holy Crap Z e r o August 22, 2009

Humpty Cumpty

When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.

You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”

Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me

Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?

Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.

Person 2: .....

by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022

dense humpty dumpty

another term for the magnificent clive palmer who occasionally goes by mr.palmer.

clive palmer is simultaneously the biggest dense humpty dumpty and fatty mcfuckhead known to man

by vapidkourt October 7, 2019