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Humberta

It is a Brasilian mom name.

She's usually a cool ass person. SHES STUBBORN, but will always look out for your best interest. When she loves... she loves wholeheartedly.
OMG she is such a Humberta
by camilla_ara December 7, 2020
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humbert

the last name of a hot man from yfmts
by piptigavursaA March 25, 2023
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Reverse Humbert

Someone who dates someone just to be closer to their parent.
David couldn't believe it when Brianny Mills started going art with him. But litter did he know that she was a reverse Humbert with her eyes set on his DILF Dad.
by ApricotFields June 11, 2019
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dirty humberto

A distant cousin of the dirty sanchez

A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.

A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.

A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.

Any mexican named Humberto
My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.

My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
by Makar Cerelador January 16, 2014
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Humbertoing

Humberto Is a the fag in the friend group who thinks he is the leader, but is a pussy beta-cuk mail. He likes men and having power trips.
why does he keep humbertoing all over the friend group?

Idk bro he deleted me from the discord because he is a bitch.
by Noah McAdams October 28, 2019
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Humberto

Should we invite Humberto? No he’ll just play fortnite
by Tocoolfoeyou March 10, 2018
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Humberto'd

Being as badass as possible at any given time.
Me: i hate gears of war 3!
Humberto: i just won with out you :)
Me: OMG you just Humberto'd
Humberto: -_-;
by HorsePenis.mpeg September 9, 2011
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