Humans will suck the earth dry, then sob to their various denominational deities when there is no clear water or food.
by handssmelllikerubber December 26, 2010
by M. RIDDLE February 20, 2019
A virus that has an incubation period of roughly 200,000 Earth years. When symptoms first appear, the patient's health rapidly deteriorates. There has only been one confirmed patient of this disease but the victim's little cousin, Moon, showed signs of the infection a couple of decades ago.
Humans are highly infectious and has a yet known mortality rate due to low patient numbers. However judging by the sole victim's health condition, it is soon to be 100%.
by SecretIdentity_ April 12, 2020
a clusterfuck of enigmas
by can i get uhhh September 23, 2017
The most complex creature alive, they can be nice, and helpful, or they can murder you without a second thought. They have the power to help other creatures, and to save the environment, but they usually get tricked into the lies of their Government, which is just a title that people give meaning. They can help people in poverty, and some are kind enough to do so, these humans are the best. Some become greedy and power hungry, and are cruel. They often pursue pointless hings, like looking like a popular person. They put much value in pieces of paper, and metal, and fight pointless wars against eachother, just to look powerful, or to get resources, just because they don't want to share their resources with others. When will humans realize they are why there are so many problems on Earth? They are quite complex creatures, as they can lie, and can hurt other humans, they are quite interesting. Overall, humans are unique, as almost no 2 are alike. One thing they all have in common, humans big and small, young and old, love their devices, big and small. If they would just get off them for just a day, they may learn much more, and may love eachother more, and learn that they are all one species, human, no matter their skin color, language, accent, religion, gender, wealth, or their sexual orientation. They are all humans.
Humans are all the same species, no matter if their rich or poor, they all can choose to do good in the world, but many do not, because they are afraid of what everyone else will think of them. Look at all the good stories, the stories of Malala, and others, they stood up for whats right, and even if they got shot, shunned, or jailed, in the end, they succeeded, because they stood for whats right, and they didn't let themselves get stepped over, they didn't care what others thought of them, they only cared about doing whats right.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
Dude 1: Humans are crap their destroying the world
Dude 2: yeah and they made the internet, wtf are you doing here using it?
Humanity is superior
Dude 2: yeah and they made the internet, wtf are you doing here using it?
Humanity is superior
by Lukaki October 15, 2011