The Hulk Smash

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.

by The_Prophet December 15, 2008

hulk smash

A very large bowel movement left in the toliet for everyone to see.

"Oh man! I dropped the biggest hulk smash ever, go check it out."

by bigbeefe October 23, 2006

HULK SMASH

Opening the door and thrashing your arms about yelling at random woman walking in a hotel

Cole Hutto did that in Texas.

by Cds January 17, 2004

hulk smash

Usually, when you think of hulk smash, you think of innocent, smashing cars and such, BUT, this type,
is fucking HARD.
or like, fucking something up, BADLY.
but usually sexually *wink*

"Damn, I hulk smashed dat to pieces, and da pieces were so dead, almost as dead as Miley Cyrus's virginity."

"HULK SMASSHH!!! HULK FUCK YOUR MOMMM!!!!"

by bear to the sare. November 27, 2009

Hulk Smash!

When a girl is very loose, you take one fist and ram it into her vagina as far as you can. Then while your doing that, you take your other hand and ram down her throat hopefully killing her immediately and right after yelling "HULK SMASH"

Note* You need to hit fists the best was you can while screaming at the top of your lungs *

Yo, i fucking did the "Hulk Smash!" to this bitch!

by Peter Paolera June 21, 2008

Alabama Hulk Smash

The art of inserting your left hand into your partner's (preferably a woman) anus, and your right into her vaginal cavity. You then lift her up into the air, and whilst you yell "HULK SMASH!", violently throwing her to the ground. This provides intence pleasure for both partners.

Guy 1:"Dude, I had the best time last night with Michelle."
Guy 2:"Cleveland steamroller?"
Guy 1:"Nah. Alabama Hulk Smash."

by Lin Min Yeng June 9, 2015

Hulk smash

The act of using hulk hands to punch a woman in her asshole. While the hands scream hulk smash you laugh so hard as you ram your dick into to her gaping asshole.

I totally gave some hooker a hulk smash last night bro!

by blackreaper8890 July 2, 2015