Hufflepuff

...what the hell is that?

All we know is that they're good finders... sorta.

Cedric: Hufflepuffs are especially good finders!
Dumbledore: ...what the hell is a Hufflepuff?

or

Dumbledore: I put all of the good guys in Gryffindor, the bad guys in Slytherin, and everyone else goes to Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.

by Split Ends August 12, 2009

Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff's are the most loyalist of friends. They aren't born naturally they drift down from the heavens with bass clarinet serenading their birth and are presented to the mother by gods holy angels. They are majestic geeks and are the most likely to give you a brownie and lunch (you know you have a true friend at that moment.

One guy at lunch: hey there pal can you help me with studying tonight
Hufflepuff: Of course I will (hugs) you are my best bud I will always help you

One guy at lunch: Aw thanks pal I have your back too
Hufflepuff: that means so much to me have a brownie

by What did you think? March 2, 2019

Hufflepuff

An underated Hogwarts house, Lots of people look down on it. As a Gryffindor, I don't really get it. Maybe because of this, So, basically, all the founders of Hogwarts decided to give the Sorting Hat specifications on what types of students they wanted in their house.

Godric Gryffindor wanted brave students,
Roweena Ravennclaw wanted Intelligent students,
Salazar Slytherin wanted cunning students,
And Helga Hufflepuff wanted the ones that didn't fit any of the other categories.
So, people think that they're the leftovers...
Well, Hufflepuffs are still awesome!

Person 1: "Hey!!!"
Person 2: "Hey!!!"
Person 2: "What house are you in?"
Person 1: "Hufflepuff!"
Person 2: "Ewwwwwwwww"
Person 2: "I'm slytherin! Not a dumb Hufflepuff!"
Person 1: ";-;"

by CinnamonRollEliza August 25, 2018

Hufflepuff

The Canada of Hogwarts

1. What the hell is a hufflepuff?
2. Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders

by Proud to be a Hufflepuff May 23, 2011

hufflepuff

The underestinated house in Harry Potter books, filled with loyal, patient, hard workers who also know how to have fun and act utterly crazy. Even if they're not as sexy as those in Gryffindor.

Hufflepuff has the best furniture of all the houses!

by Azi June 25, 2004

Hufflepuff

Unbeknownst to many, the sexual dynamos of the wizarding world.

Dude, my girlfriend just said I was good enough to be a Hufflepuff.

by Grimm568 May 14, 2011

Hufflepuffer

Members of the Hufflepuff house in Hogwarts that smoke weed, cigarettes and other substances

Wow! Pomona Sprout is a total Hufflepuffer! I saw her smoking tons of weed

by Piggie_ August 23, 2017