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Hair Compensator

Hair Compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. Also grows a massive beard to make up for lack of head hair.
Hey look at pony tail dude. Yeah, what a Hair Compensator...he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. At least it's better than a comb-over Trump style !
by EightBall February 5, 2014
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water we dune hair

Phrase of exasperation popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub roughly translating to "what are we doing here?". Used to denote confusion over a situation or person's actions.
"I can't believe that they'd spend so much energy on that. Water we dune hair?"
by gumpynator October 17, 2021
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nostril hair collector

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.
Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.
by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017
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Shitty Hair

If you are deeply in love with someone you call them “Shitty Hair” nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.
Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...
by I listen to girl in red uwu August 10, 2020
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Yee Yee Ass Haircut

Something junior grimes (J grimes)

Junior grimes “j bravo” is a British tik toker and youtuber rapper that thinks bitches love him when in reality he’s the tackiest and grimiest mf ever seen! Aint no way any girls going to take a second glance at his ass
Person: Yo j maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you’d get some bitches on ya dick “

Junior: aw shit , whatever you just a hater

Person: Nah fam, it’s for your own good brah

Junior: shit maybe your right or something

Person: I think I’m right or something
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ye ye ass haircut

Maybe if you got rid of that ye ye ass haircut you would get sum bitches on yo dicj
by Yeyeasshaircut January 14, 2021
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curly hair

by curious goerge's asshole August 9, 2020
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