Hobson

One of the hardest lads you will meet, he has guys on the inside who always have his back, Hobson is the hit of the town and everyone scared of him

Guy one: I saw Hobson and his boys the other day, pretty scary looking dude

by theHardlad June 27, 2017

Hobson's choice

A choice between an alternative that is awful and one that is unacceptable. Usually defined as "no choice at all," since one of the choices is likely to be totally unacceptable (death, starvation, death of a loved one held hostage, insolvency).

A person whose relatives have been taken hostage is faced with the Hobson's choice of rewarding someone who attacked his family, and having his relatives killed because of decisions he made.

by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

Hopson

Comes from england and means beer makers son.

Hop.. ingedient of beer
Son.. er son
HOPSON

by Lee Hopson February 7, 2010

Hobsonator

The word "hobsonator" is a term used to describe the ultimate peak of sexual predetation which a man in the UK can ever acheive. Very few have ever reached this stage and only the brave can maintain it.

Hobsonate: To give a girl her ultimate desire in bed and to leave her begging for more.

Highest level of penetration a girl can take cause she can't take no more

Derived from the greatest name ever and based on the teachings of Hobsomatrixism , this phenomenon is taking the UK by storm especially in the North Eastren parts of UK

Warch out ladies!!!! the Hobsonator is in town.

There can only be one Hobsonator bow down and learn from him..........

Girl says: I was hobsonated last night
Guy says: Fucking bastard i wish i was the Hobsonator


To be hosbsonated is a great thing!!!!

(Girl cries out) Someone please hobsonate me!!!!

My friends call me the Hobsonator.....Cum with me if you want to live!!!

by anonymous April 20, 2004

hodsoned

Get fucked by the coach

Zach got hodsoned when he fell asleep when the coach was talking.

by Youknowme696969 February 15, 2017

hobson

the state of being a drunken debacle

That was so Hobson when you hit that girl with a Jager bottle!

by Darin the Drunkard May 8, 2006

Paul David Hewson

Paul David Hewson goes by Bono, and is the lead singer in U2. A positively perfect man in all of his imperfection, he is an excellent man and singer.

"I knew Paul David Hewson when I was growing up, but I bet he doesn't remember me."

by Loren, Spontaneous Lead Singer August 29, 2008