Hossein

The most wonderful and happy guy in the world. Always a great smile on his face. Acts like he doesn't care, but really cares a lot.
He doesn't say easily: 'I love you'. A simple guy but very strange and hard to find. Himself isn't a large (big) man but has unbelievable enormous and beautiful Penis (WOWWW when it is erected)!

'What's your dream?'
'Sleeping with Hossein and play with his Penis!'

by Neljatte February 13, 2010

Saeed hussein Marandi

Very attractive young man. Huge under his belt. Big muscles. Throbbing milkers. Always wet and giggly. Greatest uke player ever.

I wish I was Saeed Hussein Marandi

by big boyballa December 1, 2021

Saddam Hussein

Satan's annoying lover on South Park.

Satan: *seeing Saddam raise a dildo* Oh c'mon, you know that's inappropriate.
Saddam: C'mon! It's fake! *throws out dildo*

by dj gs68 July 7, 2003

Seyed Ghazi Hosseini

A beady eyed cunt

Do be a seyed ghazi hosseini

by urban1115 December 27, 2019

Hussein

A uniquely sexy, hot, and charming person with a magical smile, amazing body, and a very big and rock hard cock.

Riley: "Hey girls, did you see that Hussein guy there?"
Lara: "OMG, I wish he'd hit the bed with me!"
Trisha: "No way! He's better than all others!"

by AllAround69 July 3, 2016

husseined

To be video recorded with a cell phone, without your prior knowledge or consent, and then have that video posted to the internets.

Sally was upset to find out that her roomate had husseined her after being gangbanged by at the local fraternity house by a herd of miniature stallions. Apparently the video was much higher quality than Sally had hoped and it was soon circulated amongst close members of her family and the rest of the viewing public.

by fregan January 8, 2007

Hussein

A true intellectual, blessed with a giant penis his ability to fuck women is uncanny especially if they have a son called Tarek. A true Hussein also happens to be a extremely sexy and attractive man who excelled in sports. His only downfall is that his penis is so large it scrapes along the floor

Tarek:”Who keeps fucking my mom”

Hussein:”I think I might have an idea”

by Dragon-Deeznuts December 22, 2019