Knows more about obscure craft beer than you. Brews his own beer, no doubt. Ridicules your choice in beer. Only drinks IPAs. Domestic beers used for cooking only. AKA a "Beer Hipster"
I ordered a Great Lakes Christmas Ale last night at the bar and you should have seen the look that bartender hopster gave me. He then proceeded to rattle off his favorite beers and why they're superior to my favorite beer.
by parker45 December 5, 2010
Get the hopster mug.To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.
On the way to a sales call:
Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."
Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."
Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"
Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."
Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."
Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"
Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
by ergijreiljrvliwroiurvhni May 22, 2008
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April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...
by BIGGEDD666 April 14, 2011
Get the Chubby Cock Holster mug.A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.
This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.
This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.
1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo
2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.
2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.
by maddielucy December 31, 2010
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Get the cock holster mug.A person (usually a person of African American descent) who wears oversized reading glasses, gold chains, white tees (or white tees with a design that is reminiscent of Kanye West post-Late Registration era) throwback jackets, tight pants, high top adidas retro shoes, and a baseball cap with a flat brim.
Kanye West occasionally. Jay-Z sometimes. Other hip hopsters include- anyone you see in new york that fits this description
by herbinator August 18, 2009
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