mexican hospital 

A bathtub filled with ice.

dude 1: What happened to Steve after the party last night, he was so wasted.

dude 2: Didn't you hear, he woke up in a mexican hospital with one of his kidneys missing.

mexican hospital by Bitch Puddin' April 26, 2011

hospital 

A place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.

Dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! All I had was a broken finger!

hospital by WelkinRing February 8, 2012

Hospital fast 

"Hospital fast" is in reference to somebody who is going so fast, they're probably going to end up in the hospital if they eat shit or crash. Usually it's in reference to somebody who has very few safety precautions. I.E. driver with no seat belt, longboarder with no pads or helmet.

Holy haberdashery batman, that guy bombing is going hospital fast!

Hospital fast by swallnuts October 10, 2010

Rogers Memorial Hospital 

Great for a 6 month long stay. Provides small beds, no closet space, terrible water pressure, room locks included, 1/2 bath, and 13 other roommates. People come from miles to enjoy many actives such as CBT, Mall Publix, and experimental therapy actives that will make you want to code yellow. So come on down, to CAC North (cause West low key sucks) and enjoy your stay.

Person 1 : hey have you ever been to summer camp?
Person 2 : well...have you heard of Rogers Memorial Hospital, located in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin?

Rogers Memorial Hospital by Moose2020 August 13, 2019

Hospital Time 

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.

Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time

Hospital Time by CactusBill December 17, 2011

Hospital Beds 

Great song by Cold War Kids. Part of several of their EPs.

'Nothin to do here, just whine and complain, in bed at the hospital..'
-Hospital Beds

Hospital Beds by Commander Pancakes September 3, 2006

General hospital 

a soap opera set in Port Char;es New York.

Did you watch General Hosptial yesterday?

General hospital by ello mello April 24, 2005