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some madness down in the south side of Dublin. something mad is happening and the D4 lads and Southsiders are creaming themselves over it
person1: jesus did you see oisín over there drinking vodka and lemons
person2: absolute horseplay
horseplay by celtnash April 5, 2021

Horseland 

Horseland is a free interactive game once supported by mature older kids. Horseland has now turned gay and faggy. Horseland is run by 'Lil green people who crawl up your ass and nest in your hair. Horseland has many two faced ugly Moderators that are losers in the real world. Any person signing up for a account will be chased to the gates of hell and beaten over the head with a baseball bat. horseland has over 4 million players, that means that there is yet another 4 million mentally fucked and unproductive members of socity In America, United Kingdon, Canada and surronding areas. There is also chats such as Basic Chat Three B3 that used to be filled with cool people but is now just over run by 10 year olds claiming to be emo and hardcore. There is also Basic Chat 2 B2 where all the B3 rejects go and cut themselves. There is also Bubblechat where all the Fruitcakes and perverts go hump the other bubbles
IN B3
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
emodude45554:: Lets have sex on horseland messages
MODERATER:: Let's have a threesom!
hottgirl90078:: Yayy!
Horseland by Hawkington =]] February 3, 2008
Verb. An idiom used to absolve one’s self from blame after nefarious acts; especially when the acts are criminal charges of child molestation and rape.
Jerry Sandusky on NBC News’ “Rock Center”, “We were showering and horsing around, and he actually turned all the showers on and was actually sliding across the floor, and we were, as I recall, possibly like snapping a towel – horseplay,"
Horseplay by J E Nelson November 15, 2011

horseflaps 

The vaginal flaps of a female horse used among irish friends in greeting format
Ah horseflaps,, hows your balls?
horseflaps by Dagboy November 17, 2006
When two or more male athletes wrestle while naked.
The parents had to wait outside the locker room for a very long time because of all the horseplay going on inside.
horseplay by JonRawlins November 18, 2011

hoseclamp 

Someone that has their hand around a dick way to much. Whether a male or female or whether it's their's or someone else's. Examples; masturbator, serial cocksucker, $5 crack whore, main activity for boy in first year of male puberty. Also can be used to describe someone who enslaves a male with sex, ie. "She's got him on a dick leash."
"One rail of crank and he turns into a hoseclamp."
"From the time he was 11 he's been a total hoseclamp."
"He'll do anything for her, she's got him in a hoseclamp."
"The pivot man at the circle jerk was a professional hoseclamp."
She worked at the massauge parlor as a hoseclamp."
There's a lot of hoseclamps on Castro Street.
hoseclamp by JonEx January 26, 2006