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hoseclamp 

Someone that has their hand around a dick way to much. Whether a male or female or whether it's their's or someone else's. Examples; masturbator, serial cocksucker, $5 crack whore, main activity for boy in first year of male puberty. Also can be used to describe someone who enslaves a male with sex, ie. "She's got him on a dick leash."
"One rail of crank and he turns into a hoseclamp."
"From the time he was 11 he's been a total hoseclamp."
"He'll do anything for her, she's got him in a hoseclamp."
"The pivot man at the circle jerk was a professional hoseclamp."
She worked at the massauge parlor as a hoseclamp."
There's a lot of hoseclamps on Castro Street.
hoseclamp by JonEx January 26, 2006
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wire hose clamp 

a slut that once you give her some meth, she won't go away. She will clamp on as long as there is the possibility she will get more.
Lucy has become such a wire hose clamp that whenevwer she gets wired she hangs out with the guy forever
wire hose clamp by lammonoski February 12, 2008

Homeclap 

One that always lets the team down or always takes L's(losses); one that always disappoints you.
"Damn Jay jus tried to hit on that female and she rejected him."
"What's different, that always happens"
" *sigh* Such a fuckin homeclap."
Homeclap by CleanmoneyJ July 25, 2016
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