Horseville

A hypothetical location where one is constantly surrounded by people who disagree with you.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers

Horseville by ChunkeyMushroom January 16, 2019

Horsebuckle

When a female wraps her legs around your waist from your back and closes guard beneath your balls. Inner locking the forefront of her foot to the arch on the opposite, thus creating a somewhat simulation of a belt. Whilst she has your back she reaches both hands around your bust jerking you off if able to. It’s a vary rare instance, be grateful.

Ken: So how did it go last night with Natasha bro?

Jack: She had the gnarliest HORSEBUCKLE in the south!
Ken: What does that mean?

Jack: **laughs** What a rookie...

Horsebuckle by theinfamousdizzler November 2, 2020

horseblanket 

A term to elicit shock, confusion, and intrigue when used in conversations regarding sex. The term has no actual definition. However, the word horseblanket sparks imagination and curiosity for the people engaged in such explicit conversations.

Chris: I finally convinced her to give me a blumpkin last night!
Everyone: hahaha.... Noice bro!... gross ewww....
Kevin: Oh yea? well I gave my main chick the horseblanket last night. She hasn't looked me in the eye since.
Everyone: Woah... I think i've seen that in a hentai once... WTF is a horseblanket!!

horseblanket by BowserBallz October 14, 2016

horsexual

Someone who is sexually, physically, and or emotionally attracted to horses/ponies etc.

She's a horsexual

horsexual by SexyStallionLvr March 14, 2017

Horseburger 

A low quality burger whose meat is of unknown origin. Often served at McDonalds and to a lesser extent, Burger King.

That Big Mac I had tasted like crap, think they served me a fuckin' horseburger!

Horseburger by rawtoenail July 19, 2007

horseball

horse back rugby/football/basketball

oooh margret shall we go play horseball

peter u dirty shit

no the game not the organ

oh rite.............. lets

horseball by daniel B@K£R October 26, 2004

Horseburger 

Burger made from horses.
Mostly from horses that fall down at tracks. They kill them and make them into horseburgers.

Im so hungry I could eat a horseburger.

What u eatin there?
Its a Horsebugrer

Gallop to a horseburger near you!!

Horseburger by Mike D, that bme February 10, 2009