horseheads

A town in upstate New York, formed in 1835 as a giant middle finger to the neighboring city of Elmira; as emphasized by the town motto: "Fuck you, Elmira"

I moved to Horseheads becaused I was tired of getting robbed at gunpoint.

by jk_bro December 26, 2010

hosehead

The name of Bob and Doug's dog. See hoser, SCTV or Great White North for further details.

Bob: "Dad, Doug gave Hosehead your beer!"

Doug: "nu-uh!"

by Succubus February 6, 2005

Beaver Horseradish

A style of yeast infection only found in women that eat spicy foods. Typically Hispanic or Indian women.

Dude, I went down on Nina last night. I got a mouthful of Beaver Horseradish. Not cool man.

by StraightRazorBarber July 24, 2016

Clementine Horseradish

The phrase "clementine horseradish" is commonly used as a way of expressing your resistance to giving away information. Many also use it to express confusion.

Friend: Do you know what the answer for #6 was on the homework?
You: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Please?
You: clementine horseradish.
Friend: Okay :(

by ellakeer April 12, 2020

horsefeathers

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.

Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

hosehead

Variant of "hoser".

Take off, you hosehead!

by Nunc August 6, 2002

Horsemeat Sandwich

An extreme variation of roast beef or meat curtains; a horsemeat sandwich is often characterized by distinctive public hair. Excessive length of the labia renders shaving the area difficult or downright impossible. The horsemeat appearance stems from an anomalous protrusion of the inner lips from the labia majora. It's gross.

I heard Katey's rockin' a horsemeat sandwich; whatever you do, don't go down on her.

by Bill Sampson, Esq. April 23, 2008