House Fucked 

Passing the points of drunk, hammered, shit-faced, and even shit-housed. So incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. You are closing in on death at this point.

Dude, you were so house fucked last night that you thought you were speaking Arabic and that your boxers were space pants. You were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.

House Fucked by Kataclyzmic May 25, 2011

Shit House Fucked Up 

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.

Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!

Shit House Fucked Up by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008

horsefuckery 

Something utterly ridiculous or bizarre and absurd.

What kind of horsefuckery do we have here?

horsefuckery by The Grunt January 8, 2015

Horsefuckers 

1) A group of people who enjoy My Little Pony and go on 4Chan. Horsefuckers aren't necessarily cloppers, and usually are against bronies, for the majority being newfags.
2) A person who fucks horses

1) There's an anon on the /mlp/ thread who keeps a BlueFast toy in a jar of his own cum
2) A man was arrested a couple months ago fucking a horse. Heh heh. Horsefuckers.

Horsefuckers by Hydron May 5, 2014

Horsefucker 

One who fucks horses

Heather was the biggest horsefucker i knew

Horsefucker by Bill Braskey November 26, 2002

Horsefucker 

A citizen of West Virginia.

Most of my family came from Tennessee, but my father's parents were horsefuckers.

Horsefucker by Eddie March 6, 2003

Horsefucker 

one who has sexual congress with horse(s); also a character in the film "Dances With Wolves." Horse Fucker was the Injun Dances visited late at night for some teepee action.

About the age of thirty Jack became a horsefucker. Jack later met Jill, who enjoyed blowing horses, so they formed a team that went from town to town performing disgusting sexual acts with nags, fillies and stallions. The two finally settled in Durango, Colorado, where they run a greasy flap jack house.

Horsefucker by Herb Slojewski December 28, 2005