1. A person who desperately wants sex, but is never gonna get any because they are ugly or have some other undesirable characteristics.
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An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.
*at a small ranch in West Texas*
Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
by Mark H January 10, 2006
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Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.
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Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.
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Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.
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Get the Horny Toad mug.Horny toad dude: Hey your new at this school what you doing tonight wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Get lost creep!
Horny toad dude: Do you have a sister, does she wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Didn't I just tell you to get lost! Looser!!
Horny toad dude: How about a brother, does your brother wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: What part of get lost don't you understand. Why don't you just go screw a blow up doll! You freak!!!
Horny toad dude: Well either you, your sister or brother wanna go to my place and screw my blow up doll with me?
New girl at school: Get lost creep!
Horny toad dude: Do you have a sister, does she wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Didn't I just tell you to get lost! Looser!!
Horny toad dude: How about a brother, does your brother wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: What part of get lost don't you understand. Why don't you just go screw a blow up doll! You freak!!!
Horny toad dude: Well either you, your sister or brother wanna go to my place and screw my blow up doll with me?
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Get the Horny Toad mug.A double horny tattoo is a tattoo that makes a chick look like a slag. It might be the tattoo itself or the strategic placement of the tattoo that makes it double horny. There have been rare sightings of triple horny tattoos.
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Get the Double horny tattoo mug.A prepubescent male who undergoes a combustion process, due to excessive accumulated semen and noxious gases (such as methane). Studies show that holding in a fart while having blue balls causes such a phenomena to occur.
Person A: Holy shit, look at that girl's ass!
Person B: ::Explodes::
Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!
Person B: ::Explodes::
Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!
by Tim, Tim, Alex, Nick, Jason January 18, 2009
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