Skip to main content

oriental hang back

The "Oriental Hang Back" to a faux exit from a party or other social event in which the Oriental Hang Backer initially agrees to leave with their friends but subsequently decides to stay without informing their friends. Excuses such as "I'm just going to find the bathroom quickly - I'll meet you guys outside" are often used as an excuse to return to the bar, dance floor or a romantic acquaintance and continue doing what they were doing before they agreed to leave in the first place. Oriental Hang Backing can often be blamed on extreme intoxication, horniness, or FOMO. The term is an antonym to the Irish Exit.
Friend: "Hey man, what happened to you last night? We waited outside for like 20 minutes while you were in the bathroom but the girls got cold so we had to take them home..."
Hang Backer: "Sorry dude. I pulled an oriental hang back and kept trying to make out with some blonde I had just met at the bar..."
Friend: "thanks for the text you fucker... please tell me you were at least successful"
Hang Backer: "Nah, apparently she was a waitress there so her manager kicked me out. I was hammered."
by Stevie Darkside November 21, 2013
mugGet the oriental hang back mug.

horizontal tango

Another way of referring to sex.
Jack: Rachel and Zack are doing the 'horizontal tango'...
by JD UK January 29, 2006
mugGet the horizontal tango mug.

horizontal ballroom dance

The horizontal ballroom dance is similar to the horizontal mambo (sex) except it is a lot classier. Classy people perform in the act of horizontal ballroom dance. Aka classy people sex
Thomas H. wants to horizontal ballroom dance but he is a hodonk boy from the south so he can only horizontal square dance.
by Abear510 September 15, 2013
mugGet the horizontal ballroom dance mug.

Horizontal Hunger

Horizontal hunger is for GROMMETS.
by swood dude November 5, 2018
mugGet the Horizontal Hunger mug.

horizontal bowl blaster

A term used when one evacuates their bowels in a particularly furious manner, and in doing so gets fecal matter UNDERNEATH the toilet seat.
Man... Rufus just unleashed the horizontal bowl blaster and completely ravaged your toilet.
by Grubba November 2, 2003
mugGet the horizontal bowl blaster mug.

HORIZONTAL MAMBO

the sex act, buryin' the bone, balls-to-the-wall deep within the vaginal cavity.
Anne and I spent the entire evening doing the horizontal mambo!
by weave November 22, 2003
mugGet the HORIZONTAL MAMBO mug.

horizontally accessible

Shes not easy, shes horizontally accessible.
by Gusgus24 February 26, 2011
mugGet the horizontally accessible mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email