Hoosick Falls

Hoosick Falls is a small town in upstate New York, basically in Vermont, which consists of 33 black people and 3,254 white people. You either go to the public school which is K-12 or the private, religious school St. Mary's til 8th grade and if you're too much of a angel when you're done there you will go to some other "nice" school. Theres no big businesses in Hoosick Falls and the only thing were famous for is Grandma Moses and having a lot of bars. The kids at the highschool are not diverse. There's about 5% ghetto dirt bags, 80% kids who have nothing special about them at all and are boring as fuck, 5% theatre kids,5% popular kids that think they rule the school, and then the rest is a mix of random kids. About half of the kids are proud alcoholics by the time they graduate. Typical hangouts include the courts, the U center, and Cumby's. Rumors spread so fast around here if you fuck someone in the bathroom at school the whole school will find out by the next class period. There is nothing to do for fun in the town and the closest mall or large city is an hour away. If you are from Hoosick Falls you automatically hate every surrounding small town just like you. The cops have nothing to do since there isnt much crime so they try to find stupid reasons to arrest people. Crossgates Mall is heaven.

Hoosick Falls kid 1: YO man you wanna go chill at the courts.

Hoosick Falls Kid 2: YEAA bro the flat bball and tennis courts are so much fun to hang out at. I just wanna stay there foreverrr. FUCK i LUV FLAT GROUND SO mucCH.

by BigMacWithFries March 31, 2009

homostick

A stick (often wooden) or other phallic object which is inserted into the anus of a homosexual male for sexual pleasure.

"the stick that Kraemer uses when bored and alone"

by Art Handtruck October 16, 2003

poopsticks

A reference used when something goes wrong.

"Oh poopsticks, I spilled the milk."

by crim77 April 19, 2008

Hopsickles

Alternative Spelling for "Hopsicles"

1. Possessing the quality of 'mad hops', also known as an amazing vertical leap. A description for person(s) possessing these insane physical jumping abilities. (Ex: James White, Nate Robinson)

2. A Nickname for persons possessing these insane jumping abilities.

1. Oh ****! Did you see that? Motherfucker's got some Hopsickles!

2. AHHHHHHHH my ***** Hopsickles over there just posterized that skinny ass white boy!!!

by Jimmy Brookz January 11, 2009

Poopstick Blowjob

When you shit halfway out of your ass while your partner performs fellatio on the log.

Mindy gave me a poopstick blowjob and then she had to go to the hospital.

by TheOozinator May 16, 2010

Poopstick

Stick with toilet paper wrapped around one end. Frequently used by midgets to wipe their backsides on account of their arms being so short

Hey, that midget Jane has her poopstick showing in her hand bag

by Poopstick Pappy March 7, 2016

Hoopstache

A ring of hair around your asshole.

EWWW dood look at that hoopstache!

by sourz December 19, 2003