Hooker

A left-handed person who writes in an inverted or "hooked" position
I'm a hooker! I can't use these scissors!
by thelittleredgnome April 15, 2011
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Someone who sells their body by means of sex to make a living.
Dustin Burton can never love Sandy as much as I do because he is a hooker.
by MoonshinelovesSandy January 18, 2010
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A term of affection referring to your good friends...love
by roughed up February 05, 2010
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The accepted term for "friend" or "buddy". Best way to say hello. Common reply to being called a hooker is to call the other person a Whore.

::phone rings::
Hey Hooker, what's up?

Not much Whore, wanna hang out?
by dragons_lament January 13, 2009
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Kayla is a hooker ... shes MY hooker :)
blah blah AGENT KERA BANKS .... LOL
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NOUN: Someone who skips school without being sick or having another good excuse, no-show, truant

Origin: "playing hooky"
Joe: Where were you in math today?
Julia: I went to the mall.
Joe: You hooker!
by Gabetronic January 11, 2011
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Someone who likes the smell of feet and eats pineapples at 2 in the morning! Blankity blank blank blank! Oh It can also smell like sea food! (if ya know what i meen???? Hmmmm?
Dude1:Hey look at that hooker dude2!
Dude2:HOLY SHIT DUDE1 YOUR MOMS UGLY!
by 27081305 November 27, 2010
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