Hooker

A left-handed person who writes in an inverted or "hooked" position

I'm a hooker! I can't use these scissors!

by thelittleredgnome May 5, 2011

Hooker

Someone who sells their body by means of sex to make a living.

Dustin Burton can never love Sandy as much as I do because he is a hooker.

by MoonshinelovesSandy January 17, 2010

Hooker

A term of affection referring to your good friends...love

No matter what, you'll always be my hooker.

by roughed up February 5, 2010

Hooker

The accepted term for "friend" or "buddy". Best way to say hello. Common reply to being called a hooker is to call the other person a Whore.

::phone rings::
Hey Hooker, what's up?

Not much Whore, wanna hang out?

by dragons_lament January 13, 2009

Hooker

Kayla is a hooker ... shes MY hooker :)

blah blah AGENT KERA BANKS .... LOL

by blah also known as kera :| June 25, 2004

Hooker

NOUN: Someone who skips school without being sick or having another good excuse, no-show, truant

Origin: "playing hooky"

Joe: Where were you in math today?
Julia: I went to the mall.
Joe: You hooker!

by Gabetronic January 12, 2011

Hooker

Someone who likes the smell of feet and eats pineapples at 2 in the morning! Blankity blank blank blank! Oh It can also smell like sea food! (if ya know what i meen???? Hmmmm?

Dude1:Hey look at that hooker dude2!
Dude2:HOLY SHIT DUDE1 YOUR MOMS UGLY!

by 27081305 November 29, 2010