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meat hook sandwich

Double-fisted hand-job usually performed by a sub-par prostitute.
"Buy me dinner and I'll give ya a meat hook sandwich!" - Crystal Boulevard
by Coltraine December 13, 2013
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Trophy Hook Singer

When rappers achieve such a status level that they have their very own scruffy, Caucasian singer on retainer just to sing the hooks on their songs.
At the recent award show, Kanye West's Trophy Hook Singer, Bon Iver, really hit it off with Chance the Rapper's new Trophy Hook Singer, Francis and the Lights.
by WolfmanChi May 31, 2016
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hook school

Verb. To skip school or class on purpose in order to go do something fun. Etymological scholars believe that it is derived from the phrase "playing hooky".
Yo, let's hook school today and go to the arcade. We can play Mortal Kombat and smoke cigarettes.
by AL9000 January 24, 2009
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The Krogmann Hook Shot

When you are with a female making love inside a human-sized hamster cage, and you aren't just feeling it. So you change the mood by doing the famous krogmann hook shot. To initiate the shot you must yell the magical words "REGINA NIMOY ZACKANDO." Once you yell those words, you put in the movie "Rocky 4" and curve your penis to the shape of a pirate hook and shoot your load across her face until she drowns.
Tory- hey did you watch the russian bobsled team compete in madagascar?

Yonnie Von Tuegen- nope, i was doing the dirty with rhonda and did the krogmann hook shot. i have never felt so good other than my first time to disney land

Tory- LOL
by Long John Shaun October 6, 2009
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hook-shot

A drinking game, one with really simple rules.
Usually performed at a party or social gathering, and there are two participants.
Two shots are poured, containing some form of hard liquor.
(It is optional to count down from 3 before the shot is taken.)

After the shot is swallowed, the two participants proceed to french kiss, in other terms "Hook Up" hence the name of the game.

Just a really easy, really simple way to get with someone.
Tom: "You know Jack hooked up with Lara last night?"

Kim: "Really, he's so shy, I never thought he'd try.."

Tom: "Well it was over a hook-shot so it wasn't too hard for him."
by shadyduck April 9, 2013
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Hook Shot

When one is releasing Fecal matter in a public restroom using the stall gets hit with a soiled tissue from the outside partition
When the Vitcim goes to view who had done this the assailant has fled the crime scene
Yo! You wont believe this while I was on the John dropping the cosby kids off @ the pool I got a Hook Shot and almost got nailed in the face.
by DR BATHROOM May 12, 2010
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Hook Skin

An uncircumcised penis that has a significant bend when in the erect state. Can vary in size.
Its bad enough to have a hook skin, but to have a small hook skin is the worst.
by goatofcolors February 3, 2010
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