A slurred and more fun way to say "huge ol' boobies." This doesn't need any more explanation, except for the fact that you may likely accidently say this if you are drunk off your ass. See also tig ol' bitties.
(Drunkards talking among themselves during the queen's royal banquet)...
"Let us drink tuh tha queer old dean *hic* and lets have sum of thum buge ol' hoobies!"
Mark H. Raping the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
"Let us drink tuh tha queer old dean *hic* and lets have sum of thum buge ol' hoobies!"
Mark H. Raping the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H June 28, 2005
Get the buge ol' hoobies mug.A skank, butt slut, whore, etc. that is usually black (not a requirement) and not at all intelligent (a definite requirement). This word is preferable as it is not considered foul language when used yet seems to get the point across to the opposite party much more effectively. This word is not yet widely used, so many do not know its meaning when it is used. So feel free to elaborate when using the word. Hoofies usually need multiple explanations anyways as they are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Shut the FUCK up you fucking hoofies!
You are a nasty ass hoofie.
That hoofie has way too much butt sex.
You are a nasty ass hoofie.
That hoofie has way too much butt sex.
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Get the hoofie mug.Verb: when one is drugged by a horse, goat, sheep, or other cloven-foot ungulate, probably using horse tranquilizers.
"I was date-raped by a horse. He hoofied me and next thing I know, I'm lying on a bed of straw with a bag of oats over my head"
While Kelly was in the restroom, the horny goat slipped a hoofie into his drink.
While Kelly was in the restroom, the horny goat slipped a hoofie into his drink.
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Get the Hoofied mug."How'd it go with that girl last night?"
"Really bad; she gave me hooties."
"Dude, you totally had that one coming."
"Really bad; she gave me hooties."
"Dude, you totally had that one coming."
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