hoof

adj. A Oklahoma way to say wack, or trash. Used as a way to express something being "played out...

Opposite of tight

"Not you got on them old Jordans, that's so hoof."
"P-unit is a hoof gang on da norf side."
"Hard in da paint like Carmelo= hoof.... Hard in the paint like AI= tight

by The cherry 1! August 8, 2005

hoof

A verb to describe the smoking of marijuana.

I love to hoof a fat joint the moment I wake up.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

hoof

A clumsy girl that is known to trip over magazine racks, up the stairs, and anything of that sort.

Where's hoof?

Probably on the ground somewhere...

by ooh_goodness April 13, 2008

Hoof

1. A word I scream just before I stab someone with a stick then toss them to the other side of the street.

2. A sound FX made when stabbing then throwing someone to the other side of the street.

Guy1: I'm going to hurt you now!
Guy2: *meep*
*stabbed HOOF*
Guy2: AAHHHHH!!!
Guy1: Oh did I kill him?

by Bone February 15, 2004

Hoof

Usually refers to the first shit taken in the morning. A very large shit. Also called a Vanderhoof

Hey Dude, I gotta go drop off a Hoof.

by TakinAHoof2 June 10, 2009

hoof

To inhale from a smoking device.

"Here John, i'm not sure I want to clear this bong." "Mate, fuck up and just hoof it."
"Where were you Decky?" "Me and Steeko were out the back hoofin lungs."

by pb__ January 18, 2015

Hoof

When a male puts the rubber part on the bottom of a chair on his penis, making it look like a horse's hoof.

The boy got on the hoof after some coaxing from his friends.

by stevo0307 November 8, 2009