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hoobastank

besides being the name of a band, "hoobastank" is slang for "Whose butt stinks?"
"aw man! hoobastank?"
by Chris May 13, 2005
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hoobastink

A present-tence form of "hoobastunk", see also hoobastank.

Defines the smell of a hobo of factor 30 or more, aka "hobo factor", which is enough to make you puke your brains out. A hobo factor of 100 is theoretically enough to kill a person.
That band hoobastinks!
by etM May 27, 2004
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HoobaSnake

He was all, "hoobasnake"
by Lon April 8, 2004
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hoobastank

"The posterboy for faceless generic rock if not for the fact if you think about it, a posterboy can't be faceless."

A piece of shit band that is highly overrated by teens and girly-girls who seem to be in love with the band members. The Reason, almost as bad as the "Voice inside my YED" by Crap 182, is some bleeding heart song about

"I jus want u to knoowwwwwwwwww
I've found the reason for meeeeeeee
to change wut i use 2 beeeeeeeeee
a weezon to start over newwwwwwwwww
and the reason is uuuuuuuuuu"

It's basically the same thing over and over again very slowly. Down with Hoobastank. Bad music is a sin.
d00d: hay bitch ur the reason for me
d00d gf: omg u lisin 2 hoobasuck ur gay
by ThaNeoGospel November 6, 2004
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Hoobastank

A band that has sucked so much cock that their name has now become a choice word for penis.
Man, Long Dong Silver has the biggest Hoobastnk i have ever seen!!
by SMQ April 25, 2005
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hoobastank

the technique of rippin a nasty one in the palm of one's hand, then sticking it under some unexpecting fools nose, thus letting him savor the flavor. also refered to as a "buttercup"
oh damn, i just got hoobastank'd
by dave n' eddie September 1, 2004
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hoopaskanks

the plural of hoopaskank. more commonly known as superskank, or in some regions, "muy grande skank"

they are usually seen wallowing in bathrooms, in a coma like state.

be wary.
aye curumba!

hay una muy grande skank !!
alternatively;; 'good grief, look at all those hoopaskanks !'
by hepitutis a b c d and j January 2, 2009
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