Hontas

As in Pocahontas. The gentials on the female homo sapien.

Did you poke her hontas?

by Helen Engel September 29, 2005

hontas

a less well-known term for vagina, twat, cooter, cunt, etc; used mainly in reference to poking.

Go poke a hontas, bitch!

by beaster September 29, 2005

Hoatus

Hoatus (Ho-Ate-Us): After being in a long term relationship you go on a Hoatus and have sex with everything in sight!

I just got divorced, I'm taking a long hoatus and nailing anything that breathes!

by Man on Hoatus August 28, 2013

Coke-a-hontas

An attractive female, who after snorting all the cocaine struts around in high heels like she wants to kill anyone who crosses her path.

"Stop SnapChatting the entire night and mouthing off at the bouncers - you're being a right Coke-a-hontas!"

by PaulDivine July 12, 2017

puke-a-hontas

A puke-a-hontas is a girl, typically with long brown or black hair, who gets drunk and projectile vomits all over your car, apartment, house, etc - anywhere but in a toilet. This term can also refer to a guy who gets drunk and starts acting girly and pukes all over. Generally in the latter case the male is crying.

person 1: How was your date last night?
person 2: It was going great at first. We had dinner and drinks, then made it back to my place. We're at my front door making out and we take two steps inside when puke-a-hontas vomited all over my hallway.

by Mrs. Meatball June 28, 2010

Honkus

A small reptillian mammal that flourishes in the dark places of the human anus

man I got Honkus's in my ass

by Honkus January 21, 2003

Honkus

A fictional deity used in place of Jesus, popularized by the bumper sticker slogan "Jeez If You Love Honkus" (a parody of "Honk If You Love Jesus").

Jeez If You Love Honkus
Honkus Is My Co-Pilot

by Godzillatemple May 16, 2007