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Hon

The psychological disorder in which a teenager is physically and emotionally attached to a child the age of 6 or below.

or

The Asian equivalent of pedobear.
Dude, stop visiting the kiddie park, do you have hon or something? You should get it checked out.

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Hon said "I swear she said she was at least in elementary school"
by PedobearHon1 January 25, 2009
mugGet the Honmug.

hons

Digital appendages affording the owner considerable dexterity and manipulative abilities, located at the ends of the forearms and comprising of 5 digits each.
The teacher spoke harshly to Sandy who had adopted a somewhat lazy posture "Gonnae ston up straight Sandy ya wee shite and take yer hons oot a yer poakets".

Hey Boaby, gonnae gies a hon hoddin up these laddirs?

"Hons that dae dishes can be soft as yer face - wi' mild green Fairy Liquid."
by Big Ali June 13, 2007
mugGet the honsmug.

hon hon hon

"HON HON HON" -bbh
"YOURE SAYING FUCK" - a6d
by anonymous fish in a bucket August 12, 2019
mugGet the hon hon honmug.

rhon-hon-hon

a deep, somewhat evil sounding laugh in a french accent.
man, that was funny! rhon-hon-hon!
by erin and seymira April 20, 2006
mugGet the rhon-hon-honmug.

HoN

A HoN is a Handjob Out of Nowhere.
Last night my bros asked me if i wanted to hon, they were surprised to see what they got.
by Coldflair November 2, 2010
mugGet the HoNmug.

HON

Abbrieviation: Hang Out Nude
I like to HON with my mates in the summer.
by rdw200790 December 21, 2009
mugGet the HONmug.

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