Hobgoblin

A homeless person that resides to sidewalks and the front of 7-11

“Look joe, a hobgoblin is buttnaked out front of 7-11

by ImDrLong December 19, 2021

Hobgoblin

(n.) A derogatory title for a large, dumb, agressive man tanned, often artifically, to a unaturally orange hue. Hobgoblins are often characterised by thier singlemindedness, reckless behavior, hedonistic tendancies, a general lack of concern for others (including fellow Hobgoblins), and egregious orange complexion.

Etymology: The term applied above, in this sense, is borrowed from a fantasy creature in the Dungeons and Dragons role-playing game. Hobgoblins are savage, cruel humanoids who take by force and are just smart enough to form groups for raiding. The fantasy Hobgoblins are identified by a coat of corse orange hair covering thier oversized bodies.

"I was having a good time at the bar until all the Hobgoblins showed up and started fist-pumping."

by WienerBrigadier August 14, 2010

hobgoblin

Receiving oral sex while defecating on the side of the highway offramp and simultaneously begging for money by means of a cardboard box with a message of hope written upon it.

Wow, so that's what the hobgoblin looks like.

by wordsmite January 26, 2010

hobgoblins

Probably the worst movie ever made. Even watching it through the hilarious medium of Mystery Science Theater 3000, this movie still enraged me like no other. If not for its obscurity, this film would place its thrice-damned writer/producer/director, Rick Sloane, right up there with Hitler and Pol Pot as a huge cause of human suffering.

Stabbing Rick Sloane to death with a toy screwdriver would not even begin to make up for the abomination that is Hobgoblins.

by kevhanel August 7, 2006

haemogoblin

A person who enjoys partaking in the consumption of the bloody discharge from a woman's vagina during menstruation.

Gary the haemogoblin gobbled the haemoglobin from Kate's bloody gash and screamed, "I love VampyCunt!"

by CyberMunchy September 25, 2006

homogobblin

A leveled up glizzy gladiator with a craving for homosexual blood.

Mark Zuccerburg: I finally got a glizzy gladiator
Jeff Bezos: level him up some more to get a homogobblin, it unlocks the drain ability

by Helpful_yeast_infection January 28, 2022

Homosibling

A sibling who is gay...

meet my brother Bob, he's a total homosibling.

by MasterfulP October 30, 2014