homebrero

1. A sick twist between homie and sombrero. An unlikely term of endearment for a friend, associate, or cab driver who happens to be both Mexican and African American.

2. A person with a lisp trying to pronounce the word "sombrero".

1. Wuddup my homebrero? Please take me to the corner of West and 3rd Street.

2. That man wearing a homebrero lookth thilly .

by Bennett Hansen & Joel Peterson November 11, 2008

Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

by G-Union February 24, 2004

homorrhoids

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men

Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.

by flyingdog March 31, 2008

Homer Thompson

Homer Simpson's new identity due to a relocation program the Simpsons used after Sideshow Bob began plotting against murdering Bart. Homer would never respond when 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' was said to him.

"When I stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. {Stomping} Hello Mr. Thompson..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

Homewrecking whore

a woman who knows a man is taken and has a girl, and she still pursues the chance to mess up a happy home.

Janet Bender aka Luvamuffin aka homewrecking whore can be found on tagged.com, or facebook and loves to meet taken men whos ladies are at home pregnant. Will go as far as to pick the man up at the subway station and host for them to spend the night. Lives in Mechanicsville, MD and does not respond to the messages left to her by the women whos life she is messing up. shes old enough to be these mens mother................

by itsme12345 March 6, 2010

homewrecking whore

shawna; girls who fuck other girls' boyfriends.

"Shawna fucked my boyfriend. What a homewrecking whore!"

by ShawnaGraham September 27, 2011

homer simpson

homer is my hero...he is the greatest man in the history of human existance

"If you're gonna get mad at me every time i do something stupid, i guess ill just stop doing stupid things"

by waAGhA! March 15, 2005