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HOLY SHIT IM BORED

when you are fuckin bored as shit but u have wifi and u dont have anything else to do during quarantine
by HOLY SHITT April 17, 2020
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holy shit

1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
by Super Gerbil July 9, 2004
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holy shit fuckery

An expression of wonder and disbelief at something that just happened that defies common expletives.
You laptop breaks for the 8th time this week, during midterms, when you were almost done with two papers and have to restart both of them several hours before they're due. You also have had no sleep and your plans to get schwasted the night before were thwarted by the technological failures of the week and you end up collapsing from exhaustion at 6:30 am after working all night only to lose all progress. The next morning, you wake up and head to your chemistry class only to fall asleep outside of the classroom and wake up after the class is over. After class ends, you still have to finish your papers. As you sit down to finish your paper, you find that your laptop broke again. Your response is to scream "HOLY SHIT FUCKERY!"
by thegoddamnroommates October 31, 2011
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Holy Shit!

Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.
"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)
by TenInchPlaya October 9, 2006
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holy shit balls batman

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"
holy shit balls batman is that your new car
by zack milf December 14, 2011
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Holy Shit Fuck

Exactly like holy shit, just with one more word. And its cooler. A Karl Martinson original.
Holy shit fuck, Karl! Gimmie back my dollar!
by I am a liar January 6, 2008
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Holy Shit Julian

A float that includes not only coke and rootbeer, but also orange pop and cream soda mixed with ice cream. An easy substitute to give you a boost that could replace coffee.
Wow, I could really use a Holy Shit Julian right about now.
by Japplesauce October 6, 2011
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