Barbeque Holiday

A term given to the most venerated and cherished warm weather holidays, particularly in the United States. Among these are Memorial Day, Fathers Day, The 4th of July, and Labor Day. Collectively, they outrank even the most beloved of religious holidays, and as such are treasured equally among genuine barbeque enthusiasts, novices, and those who would just rather order in and be done with it.

Wayne: I got us backstage passes to see Van Halen at Monsters of Rock over Memorial Day weekend!!! Schwing!

Garth: You idiot!!! That's a barbeque holiday!!!

Wayne: Kill me...

by Fizzy Bubblech July 2, 2017

holiday heart

sudden, acute chest pains brought on by excessive vacation partying including hard drugs, fatty foods, and alcohol;

I partied all weekend and caught a bitchin case of holiday heart

by berndt.eric May 24, 2007

Holiday Fat

n. Any form of sizeable and visible or malleable lipid gained under the skin throughout the general period of a holiday, due to excessive indulgence in edibilities.

"Jeez, man, check out my holiday fat... Muffin top, love handles, the complete set (Y)"
"Ewwwww..."

by chchchewy January 1, 2010

Holiday Queef

A surprising and unexpected queef resulting in jubilation of all parties present.

A person who is being lame, and therefor acting like an extreme vaginal sound.

Bitch, you're a fucking Holiday Queef.

Shut the fuck up you holiday queef.

Oh this sex is amazing. Pfffft.....Woops! That was a fabulous Holiday Queef!

by Smee487 July 18, 2010

holiday hater

A person who rejects, discredits, ignores, or avoids traditional and festive activities.

Q. "Hey, girl. What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
A. "Nothing. I'm a holiday hater."

by Leah Mariposa November 16, 2010

holiday turding

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Holiday Horny

The magical feeling of excitement you get in anticipation of an upcoming holiday. "Holiday" can be replaced with the name of the upcoming holiday (i.e. Halloween Horny, Christmas Horny, etc.)

Todd: "I'm gonna put up some Halloween decorations, can you give me a hand?"
Janet: "It's August, Todd.."
Todd: "Oh right..sorry, I guess I'm just a little Holiday Horny"

by stovenb August 11, 2020